The "Java Life" Rap Music Video

: 04.11.2011

In the cubicles representin for my JAVA homies
In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it.

We code hard in these cubicles
My styles nerd-chic, Im a programmin freak
We code hard in these cubicles
Only two hours to your deadline? Dont sweat my technique.
Sippin morning coffee with that JAVA swirl.
Born to code; my first words were Hello World
Since 95, been JAVA codin stayin proud
Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud.
On my desktop, JAVAs whats bobbin and weavin
We got another winning app before I get to OddEven.
Blazin code like a forest fire, climbin a tree
Setting standards like I Triple E.
Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke,
Got so much love for my homeboy Duke.
GNU Public Licensed, its open source,
Stop by my desk when you need a crash course
Written once and my script runs anywhere,
Straight thuggin, mean muggin in my Aeron chair.
All the best lines of code, you know I wrote em
Ill run you out of town on your dial-up modem.

We code hard in these cubicles
Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore
We code hard in these cubicles
Its been more than 10 years since Ive seen the 404.
Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk
Aint got four hours to transfer their Framework.
The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that aint nice,
Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice
I program all night, just like a champ,
Look alive under this IKEA lamp.
I code HARDER in the midnight hour,
E7 on the vending machine fuels my power.
Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends,
JAVAs there when I beat you in Words with Friends.
My developing skills are so fresh please discuss,
You better step your game up on that C .
We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,
Even Dan Brown cant code as hard as me.
You know JAVAs gettin bigger, thats a promise not a threat,
Let me code it on your brain

so youll never forget.

We code hard in these cubicles,
its the core componentof what we implement.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Gotta use JAVA if its gonna run right.
We code hard in these cubicles
JAVA keeps adapting, you know its built to last.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Robust and secure, so our swags on blast